Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either! - Eaglet

After lying on the couch for days ,reading Urban Dictionary, I came up with a few new words that could be added to any Jo'burgers vocabulary.

SPRAM
The sudden influx of mothers with babies and prams in malls and other public areas , especially around the end of the month or on a holiday. Like Spam but with babies.

BRIDESMAIDING
Making/letting your friends your friends wear something they look terrible in so that you can look better than them that night.

RIGHT OF SPLAY
The right to lay sprawled out on the couch even though this means that other people sit squashed because you got there first.

SDRESS
Tension and stress brought about by the inability to find something to wear.

GHOST SPITER
Similar to a ghost writer, a ghost spiter will plan the perfect come back or revenge on your behalf. Also has a tendecy to get more upset than the person who has been offended.

DUMB AND BASS
A perfectly good song ruined by stupid lyrics.