DEPARTMENT RELEASES HEALTH WARNING PRE-WORLD CUP-beware of the tjatjarag
The Department of Health has released a memo encouraging citizens to get vaccinated before the huge influx of visitors come world cup time. South Africans are at a higher risk of contracting airborne diseases, or strains of diseases we're not familiar with. Swine Flu from the Americans, Bird Flu from Asia and a very rare, very dangerous disease commonly found in british journalists called Tjatjaragness. It is apparently highly contagious and results in the contents of your trousers being reduced to rubbish. Clicks is offering a three-in-one vaccination against the flu, the swine flu, and tjatjaragness for R79.95
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