If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense-Alice

The Alice in Joziland Dictionary

Social Tutterfly- A person who flits in between many social groups, only to collect gossip and to judge them on the things they do 
A: So we're gonna go clubbing later. You keen?
Social Tutterfly: You guys still club? I'm so past that (reaches to finish off your watermelon mojito)

Whore D'Oevres-Tiny, little, bite-sized girls in tiny, little, bite-sized clothes who make arrange themselves around the club like a snack platter; willing themselves to become someone's midnight munchies

INterCeption-The constant status updates about Inception that ruin the movie for you by discussing every,little thing that happens before you've had the chance to see it.

Manxiety- The nerves that take hold when your about to meet a new man for the first time.
A: so what are you wearing tonight?
B: dont know if I'm going. Suffering from manxiety.